Friday Treat!

What's better than a Friday Treat? The answer is fuckin nothing! Feast your peepers on Suelyn Medeiros, and make sure you have a bucket of vaseline ready! It's no secret Suelyn's snatch smells like chimichangas, but most people are still too nervous to take a bite out of crime! Well guess fuckin what, hot shots? I'm not! I will do a fuckin cannonball right into her two-hole without goggles on, and the judges will be holding up nothing but tens!!! Let's get laid on a Friday night! Jagerbombs and Silver Bullets abound! Stay tuned for the Prick Cabin State of the Union Address this weekend!!!