Super Bowl XLV Preview!

Well, folks, here we are, Super Bowl Sunday has arrived, and the stage has been set for a stellar matchup between the Green Bay Packers, and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Dallas, Texas plays host to Super Bowl XLV, while Uncle PMAC plays host to himself at Prick Cabin. I expect this game to come down to the fourth quarter, and I predict the Packers will prevail. Everyone knows you can't run on the Steelers, but I don't think that matters to Green Bay, because they like to spread the defense out anyway. There's no doubt in my mind that Pittsburgh can be thrown on, while on the other side of the ball, I expect Big Horny Ben to have some trouble with the Packers cornerbacks. I've been saying all fuckin postseason - it is extremely difficult for me to pick against a team with lockdown corners, a lice-infested middle-linebacker, and a run-stuffing nose-tackle. The Packers have been in playoff mode longer than the Steelers, and they've done all their work on the road, which is very fuckin impressive. I don't know what else to tell you, folks. Today is the culmination of another fantastic NFL season, and my prick couldn't be any harder! The confetti will be falling from the Prick Cabin ceilings, while I pop another Zantac150 to combat my indigestion! All I know is that I refuse to go to a Super Bowl party if the Italian grinder isn't at least twice the size of my dick! So make sure that cocksuckin sandwich is a minimum of four feet! I want the wings smothered in hot pussy-juice, and I want the Silver Bullets on fuckin ice!!!! As far as the Black Eyed Peas are concerned? Well, how about I wack off in front of everyone instead! I'll provide a fuckin halftime show you'll never forget!!! I have an extravaganza in my pants!!! So let's go! Let's get the booze flowing, and the prick pumping!!! The Green Bay Packers 31 - The Pittsburgh Steelers 24! GO PACK GO!!! The Packers (-2.5) Is The Prick!!!!