Prick Cabin Sports Friday!

Welcome to another fun-filled Friday at Prick Cabin! When is this cocksuckin snow going to fuckin melt?! I swear on my fuckin prick this shit will not go away until August at the earliest, and if I'm wrong, then I'll burn the fuckin cabin down, and move to Boston for the rest of my fuckin life!!! I don't fuckin care anymore! My fuckin boss is yelling at me for swearing in the fuckin office! What the fuck? I'm a grown fuckin man, and if I want to curse to myself about people not shutting the door that leads to outside, then I'll fuckin curse! My fuckin feet are cold for Christ sakes! Shut the fuckin door, idiots!!! Make sure it fuckin shuts!!! I'm beyond tired of this shit! Someone pour me a glass of Hornitos, and leave me the fuck alone!!! I'm juiced up for NBA All-Star Weekend! Gimme some college hoops!!! Spare me the Daytona 500, unless you want to catch some zzzzzzzzz in a sleeping bag full of vomit! That fuckin race is about as cool as a Jack Lalanne Power Juicer! I'll fuck Strawberry Fuckin Shortcake this weekend sans condom! It's a party at Prick Fuckin Cabin!!! Bring the white zinfandel, and I'll supply the fuckin Hot Pockets! Let's make it sit!!!!!