Tuesday, February 1, 2011

2010 NFL AP Defensive Player Of The Year?

Troy Polamalu has been named the NFL's 2010 Defensive Player of the Year, and Prick Cabin couldn't disagree more with the decision. The only defense Troy plays is cockblocking, and I expect this to be a sneaky motivator for Clay Matthews Jr.'s Packers, come Sunday. Don't get me wrong, Polamalu is a special player, but he also has a ton of lice! Who fuckin cares if this cocksucker had 7 interceptions on the year? He was tied for second in that category, so don't try and jerk my prick without vaseline! Clay Matthews Jr. was all over the field, all year long! I'm beyond shocked this award was given to Polamalu, it's disgusting! The only games Troy likes to play are tiddlywinks and hopscotch! Seriously, the guy teaches his teammates how to play jacks in the locker room!!! Massive loser is his name, and every game Troy plays is lame!!!!