Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting In Dubai!!!

Tiger Woods shot a 75 on Sunday, and faded to 20th place, while also spitting on the 12th-hole green!!! Who does this guy think he is!?! He was probably hawking out pussy juice! I don't know why, but I like to spike my virgin pina-colada's with a nice ounce or two of fresh twat juice!! Extra fuckin flavor! I don't give a fuck, I have a fuckin golf course diorama in my fuckin Dockers! You thought that was my prick? That's just the fuckin flagstick! Hey, Tiger? You've heard of Secret Millionaire, right? Well I'm the Secret Fuckin Prick! I'll be nice to you all day long, and then when its time to say goodbye, instead of shaking your hand, I'll jam my fuckin elbow down your throat! I can't keep sticking up for this guy! Seriously, I think I rather sniff Encino Man's underpants, than play a fuckin round in Tiger's saliva! What a typical disgusting display!!!! If you're going to spit, then at least pull a Sergio Garcia, and spit in the cup!!!