Loser Du Jour!

That was quick! Kansas was #1 for a day, and got absolutely embarrassed last night in Manhattan. It was romper room all night long, as Kansas State beat the shit out of the Jayhawks, 84-68, and kept their 2011 NCAA Tournament hopes alive in the process. Frank Martin stuck his spoon in the creamed spinach, and layed the fuckin wood on Bill "Go Fuck Your" Self's boys! Get back to me in March when the games fuckin matter, because these rankings don't mean dick in my fuckin pop-up book. I woke up this morning on the wrong side of the fuckin couch, and I can still taste the Jagerbombs on my tongue! I had so much to drink last night, that my prick looks like a fuckin pilsner glass! Forgive me for my fuckin pottymouth, but I'm tired of this shit!!! I can't be jerking off at Uno's Chicago Bar & Grill Happy Hour on a Monday! I wake up to guacamole sheets, and a Toto full of pizza wedges!!! I got your sour cream right here, Kansas!!! You fuckin losers!