#1 Ohio State Upset In Madison!

Sit, Sullinger, sit!!!! The Wisconsin Badgers beat the previously unbeaten Ohio State Fuckeyes today, 71-67! There will be a new number one come Monday morning, and that team will most likely be the Kansas Jayhawks. I'm sorry, folks, but I don't think Ohio State is a truly dominant team. Sure they have Lighty and Sullinger, but other than those queers, they lack in the athleticism department. Seriously, these guys are just a bunch of losers, and there's no other way I know how to describe them. I guaranfuckintee Ohio State will not make the Sweet 16 this year! Put a fuckin prick stamp on it, and take it to the cocksuckin post office! While you're there, can you pick up my mail? I'm expecting some dirty magazines, dirty dvd's, and the Prick Cabin cable bill! I invited some sluts over this morning to help me install a satellite dish on the roof, and these piggies decided to sit on the thing instead! No wonder why I'm getting such fuckin poor reception! The dish is soaked in clam juice! Big Ten basketball is about as exciting as public access television! When is enough, enough? I rather suck off Scoobie Fuckin Doo, than sit through another Wisconsin-Ohio State hoops game! Fuckin clowns! Neither one of them will make it out of the second round! You heard it here first, pricks! When I'm out in Vegas for March Madness, I plan on spitting up Fat Tire on every Big Ten fan I see! I'll have to wear a bib around the fuckin casino! Do you want to see Legends and Leaders? I have plenty in my fuckin pants! Sionara, Buckeyes!