Morning Tush!

Prick Cabin would like to congratulate Ms. Irina Shayk on being the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model! Now I'll be able to pull my fuckin prick at the office!!! I'll have the hat trick by noon!!! Shayk is an absolute fuckin smokeshow, a complete hot box of rocks, if you will. This Russian beauty loves to bang in the mornings, and she never takes no for an answer! The lady loves her pork!!! I wonder what her tush smells like? Perhaps it wreaks of a spinach and feta-cheese omelette, while her pussy has a nice Eggo aroma? Leggo my pricko, Irina! My dick stays hard through noon every day! Stick your hand in my meat locker, and I'll slip my tongue in your tight twat! I don't give a fuck!! If my eggs are cold, then I'll dip my junk in the bathtub, along with the plugged in toaster!!! I'm not a continental-breakfast kind of guy! I'll pretend I'm Toucan Sam, and use the fuckin Froot Loops as a Fleshlight!