Breaking News: Nuggets Agree To Deal Carmelo Anthony To NY Knicks!

Prick Cabin is about to be shut down to noise complaints and fire hazards, as numerous reports are confirming that the Denver Nuggets have agreed to trade Carmelo Anthony to his preferred destination, 33rd & 7th Avenue - Madison Square Garden!!! My good friends at the Denver Post have reported that Carmelo didn't attend practice today, while Chauncey Billups was pulled off the court in the middle of a team scrimmage. If you're a Knicks fan, then you must be a happy cocksuckin camper tonight! Sionara to Eddy "I Eat Myself" Curry! Siofuckinara you fat prick!!!! Go try to bang another male limo driver, you loser! Ace Ventura called - he wants his fuckin life back!!! This deal is imminent, so stay tuned for the full Prick Cabin story! If this shit is isn't true, then I'll put my prick in a fuckin Slapchop, and call it a career! The lights have never been brighter!!!