Carmelo LA Bound?

The Los Angeles Lakers are in serious talks with the Denver Nuggets to acquire Carmelo Anthony, with Andrew Bynum being the centerpiece of their return. You can't make it up, folks! When the Lakers want something, they go and get it. While rumors of the superstar small forward going to the Big Apple have been swirling lately, the Lakers and Bulls remain serious players for Anthony. What the fuck do I know, though? I'm tired of the fuckin speculation, and all I want to do is bang chicks and suck clits for a living! Enough of this fuckin blogging shit! Send me to Smut Valley!!!!