Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Morning Tush!
Let me slurp the fuckin morning dew right off of Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley's precious clam!!! Mmmmm, Jennalicious! This busty beauty from Montana will make you jizz in your pants, faster than I can say 'tongue my noodle!' What's for breakfast today, Ms. Bentley? May I suggest a Lobster Eggs Benedict this morning? I'm looking to mix things up, but I'm also trying to get laid before noon without having to go to the spa! If it's too much of a fuckin hassle, then have fun fingering yourfuckinself, while I'm at Chuck E. Cheese's with all my friends from the Bada Bing! Who doesn't want to get their dick wet at the breakfast table? Seriously? Stop looking at me like I got five fuckin heads, and plant that tush right on my nose! I've got grass to bake, and calls to make! I can't play circle-jerk all day long, even though I'd like to lube up your cleavage with onions and peppers, so I could slide my Premio up and down your massive melons!!!! Suck my cantaloupe, while I slam your honeydew!!! Enough is enough!!!! Gimme some juice! Pretend your pussy is a fuckin sprinkler, and squirt all over my face!!!!