Jadeveon Clowney, MaxPreps' No. 1 overall high school football player for the class of 2011, announced he will attend South Carolina!!! The Gamecocks beat out the Clemson Tigers and Alabama Crimson Tide for Clowney's services, and will start the 2011 season in the Top 10! You can bet your fuckin prick on it! "Clowney is a freak of nature," CBS Sports recruiting expert Tom Lemming said. "He's the best I've seen since Mario Williams.” The 6-6, 252-pound defensive end will make an immediate impact on the defensive line, and that means trouble for opposing quarterbacks! I'm really juiced up on a special Monday! In honor of Cupid, I'll go fuck myself, but it won't be arrows I'm fuckin shooting! Get your umbrellas out, folks! Clowney to Columbia!
"I wanted to play in the SEC. It was easy," Clowney said. "I knew a week ago. I just tried not to tell anybody."
