Say What?

"I'm the ugly sister, I'm the fat one. I'm the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years. It's horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off." - Khloe Kardashian*

No shit, Khloe! Tell us something we don't know!!! Lamar Odom must be as proud as fuckin peaches!!! I don't know how else to say this, but Khloe better suck a mean sausage, and ride a good prick, because she looks like what I left in the American Standard this morning! I can't sugarcoat it, folks! Prick Cabin pulls no fuckin punches!! I've seen better looking gals at the animal shelter! And guess what?!?! They're in the fuckin cages!!! Somebody go get Khloe a pound of Purina so she'll shut her trap!