Quote Of The Day!

"I'm not eating Cap 'n Crunch every day. I used to eat it a box at a time." - CC Sabathia*

Sabathia reported to Spring Training yesterday weighing twenty-five pounds less than last season. The southpaw is now a svelte 290 pounds, and accredits his weight loss to eliminating Cap 'n Crunch cereal from his diet! Gimme a fuckin break, CC! A cereal since 1963, Cap'n Crunch boasts a whopping 12 grams of sugar and 109 calories in each recommended serving size of 27 grams (3/4 a cup). Sabathia thought it was a bright idea to consume 15 times the recommended serving size of these crunchy, cocksuckin kernels!!! What the fuck is this prick thinking?! PMAC likes skinny girls, but he never turns down a fuckin fattie!!!! Fuck it! I don't give a shit, anyway! I'll put my fuckin prick in the microwave, and hit the popcorn button!!!!