Daytona 500 Loser Day!

Hide the women, and put the children to bed! It's Daytona 500 day!!! Creeps and losers will be roaming the streets and local pubs!!! What a typical disgusting display! Who gives a shit? I can think of probably close to a trillion other things I rather do, than waste a single motherfuckin cocksuckin second of my time watching this race. As a matter of fact, I'm ashamed of myself for even writing this fuckin trash! Because that's what it is! TRASH! If I want to sift through garbage, then I'll go prance around in a fuckin dumpster, but I don't need it on my television! I'm the kind of guy who drills vodka and orange juice all day, sucks down Stella Artwats, & winds up puking on the side of his own fuckin car!!!! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! I'm just a horny prick! I could be married to Cindy Fuckin Crawford, and I'd still fuck a moose, just so I could jizz in that moment! I'll go to the fuckin Olive Garden by myself, and serve a neverending pasta bowl with my own special alfredo sauce! How do you like that, girls!!!! Suck it down!!!! I think I rather watch The Little Mermaid on fuckin repeat for the rest of eternity, than sit through this cocksuckin circus! Seriously, if I had the choice of watching this race, or putting my prick on the track when the cars come through, then I'd put my prick on the fuckin track, because then I'd at least get to leave the venue, albeit in an ambulance! The 'Great American Race,' huh? Well I'm the Great American Prick!