Loser Du Jour!

He's baaaaacccckkkk!!! Detroit Tigers slugger, Miguel Cabrera, was arrested late wednesday night in Florida on drunk driving charges! "Do you know who I am, you don't know anything about my problems," slurred Cabrera, as he took a swig from a bottle of scotch right in front of the deputy!!!! You can't make this guy up!!! What the fuck is he smiling about!!?? As if the DUI wasn't enough, Miggie was also charged with resisting an officer without violence! Listen up, folks! If Cabrera resisted the officer with violence, then he wouldn't be the Loser Du Jour! He would be a hero, and he'd get a free week's stay at Prick Cabin, complete with all the amenities!! Fresh Irish Spring, Fiji water, twat-hair towels, cunt comforters, and pussy-scented pillows!! You took the easy way out, Miguel! Stop acting like a loser, and start swinging the lumber!!! Then again, if I played in the Motor City, I'd probably be dickless by now, let alone a boozebag! Sit, loser, sit!!!! Sit and face the fuckin corner!! Playtime is over! Prick Cabin Penitentiary!!! Be there, or be fuckin square!!!!!