Packers Win Super Bowl XLV!

The Green Bay Packers are Super Bowl champs!!! The cheeseheads from Wisconsin beat the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25 last night in Dallas, as Prick Cabin missed the exact final score by one point!!!! I predicted a 31-24 Packers win, so please forgive me for being wrong. Shame on me! Big Ben played like a big loser, while tossing two horrendous interceptions, and being the ugliest cocksucker on the field! Congrats to the Packers faithful, and Super Bowl MVP, Aaron Rodgers! Quite honestly, folks, I wasn't that enamored with the game. I was more interested in the burger-sliders, wings, and Italian grinder! Now that I think about it, I think half of that sandwich is up my fuckin ass! What the fuck do I care, though? I like my shrimp the way I like my tits - jumbo!!! Let me dip my dick in the fuckin cocktail sauce, and pretend it's that time of the month!!! What a fuckin halftime show!