Prick Cabin State Of The Union Address!

Good morning on a special Wednesday here at Prick Fuckin Cabin! I figured today would be a good time to give the Prick Cabin State of the Union Address!!! Competition is what I'm all about, and right now happens to be the period of the year where we have a lull in the sports world. Sure the NFL Scouting Combine is about to begin, and we're in the midst of MLB Spring Training, but most of us are patiently waiting for March Madness to commence. Personally, I don't have time to play circle jerk all day long. I'm fuckin PMAC, not Brian "Cuntlips" Kenny or Jay "Cocksucker" Harris! I don't support the fuckin Gay-D Bunch over at ESPN, and I'm also the kind of guy who's a prick to everybody I know. Quite frankly, I'm not a nice guy. Prick Cabin is a place for fuckin grown-ups, not kids, and if you think I'm kidding, then you're about as clueless as Simple Fuckin Jack! Who the fuck do you think you fuckin are trying to sneak into my VIP area? Jim "Cheating" Calhoun? Enough already! This is Prick Fuckin Cabin! This isn't some cocksucking Lopez Tonight marathon or some fuckin Tyler Perry circus shit! I have bigger fuckin fish to fry! What the fuck do I care, anyways? I'll fuckin fuck a can of BumbleBee Tuna just because it has the scent of succulent snatch!! I have some solid white albacore in my fuckin pants!!! Check out my Potty Putter!!! I'm a filthy prick, but this what I do on a daily basis! This is beyond prick! This is your final fuckin destination - Prick Cabin - SOLD THE FUCK OUT!!!