Valentine's Day Morning Tush!

Good morning on a special Prick Cabin Valentine's Day Extravaganza! I'm flipping eggs overeasy on my junk, but Jessica Hall's twat is sunnyside-up! This gal's snatch is simply splendid! Don't be alarmed by the size of my weapon, babe, I'm 26 years old, and still fuckin growing! I'll be a seven-fuckin-footer by tomorrow afternoon, and my prick will be a whopping five centimeters! How do you like me now? Gold dick when I smile! Let's go, Jessica!!! Take that apron off, and jam that jug of Tropicana up your juicy tush! I was as horny as Leon Phelps when I was a fuckin infant!!! Who do you think you're dealing with, gorgeous? It's a special Valentine's Day edition from PMAC, and Prick Cabin will be like a Cupcake Wars marathon all day long!! Who needs some more vanilla frosting?!?! Run over to Godiva, and pick me up some of those chocolate-covered prickberries! Call me the Blogfather, and sit on my face! This is the fuckin Prick Network! Prick Fuckin Cabin - Come Horny, Leave Happy!!!!!!!