College Hoops Creep(s) Of The Week!

Good morning, creeps! I bet my bottom fuckin dollar these two psychos are of the lesbian variety! Any takers?! Nice hair, bitches! I don't even want to know what your fuckin twats look like!! How do you think that looks good? Seriously? One, two, three, four, who let these fuckin creeps through my cabin door?!!? What the fuck do I know? Perhaps, I'm the creep?! In honor of the Oscars last night, I prepared a nice bowtie pasta dish, so I could dress my dick up for the red fuckin carpet! If you think I'm kidding, then you probably want to have a filthy fuckfest threesome with Doris "The Clitoris" Burke and  Michelle "The Destroyer" Tafoya! I don't know who's worse, these two female creeps, or those fuckin monsters! The only slut missing from this picture is that animal Jane Lynch!! Stay away from my beloved Aztecs, you losers! You're scaring the players!!!