Sunday, February 27, 2011

Knicks Vs. Heat Tonight In South Beach!


Get the grass brownies ready, because the new-look New York Knicks take on the Miami Heat tonight at 8PM on ESPN! Lebron James has been sleeping with Chris Bosh all weekend long, so look for the Jurassic Park folk hero to bring his best game at Amar'e Stoudemire. The Heat (-9.5) will look to take the ball to the bucket any chance they can get, since the Knicks are incredibly small on the interior, as they just got embarrassed and out-rebounded by twenty, against the lowly Cleveland Cavaliers Friday night. With that being said, all I can do is try and convince you to put the money on those same Knicks. Whattya want from me? This is Prick Cabin! Did you think this was Ripley's Believe It Or Not or something! Unfuckinbelievable! Give me a break already, or I'll jam a porterhouse up your fuckin ass! I don't give a shit, I'll go to Panera, and fuck the fuckin comments box! How do you like that, maam?!?! Did you like your bagel? Sure I did, I liked it so much that I banged the fuckin thing! Look, bitch! No hands!!!! The Prick Is The NY Knicks (+9.5)!!! Lock it up on a balmy Sunday in the Tri-State!