Carmelo Anthony Makes Knick Debut Tonight At MSG!

Carmelo Anthony makes his New York Knicks debut tonight versus the Milwaukee Fucks! Fear the Queers?!?! Not tonight! Not at Madison Square Garden, where there will be an incredible amount of buzz throughout the World's Most Famous Arena! You want to see some more buzz? Slide your prick in a jar of yellowjackets, and see what happens! Prick Cabin is anxious to see how Anthony and Stoudemire can co-exist, but in the meantime I'll just bang out a ton of Perfect Push-Ups, and slip my sausage in Chiquita Banana's creamy slot machine!!! Bingo!! Now it looks like someone dumped a gallon of china-white Sherwin Williams all over my favorite fuckin rug!! What the hell is going on in here?! That rug really tied the Cabin together!!! Prick Cabin is going wild on a XXX Wednesday!