Kansas The New #1 In The Country!

The 24-1 Kansas Jayhawks are the new #1 team in the nation! Bill "Go Fuck Your" Self's talented squad takes on their in-state rivals, Kansas State, tonight in Manhattan! Frank Martin's men should be ready to rock, since they've all gotten Doris "The Clitoris" Burke Fatheads placed in their dorm rooms!! These guys must be ready to vomit all over the fuckin hardwood!!! I'm beyond sick and fuckin tired of hearing Doris's disgusting voice every week!!! Enough is enough! Get a fuckin clue, ESPN! Not even Lassie would fuck Doris! She's as stale as the bread from fuckin Arby's! The only guys Clitoris Burke is banging today are those cocksuckers Ben and fuckin Jerry!!!! I hear Chunky Monkey can fuck like a champ! Have another fuckin Yoo-hoo, Doris!!! Zip your fuckin lips! And I mean all of them!!!! I'll be at Sephora banging every bitch I see!!! Pussy perfume fills the Cabin air!!!!