Monday Afternoon Hoops Lock!

Who's ready for some daytime hoops? I know I fuckin am! I'm so ready my fuckin junk is about to explode! Seriously, do I have a dick or a fuckin cannon in my briefs!?!?! The New York Knicks(-6) host the Phoenix Suns today, while the UCONN Huskies welcome the Villanova Wildcats(+2) later on this afternoon. I'm looking to redeem myself after an extremely poor showing this weekend, so look for a 2-0 conquest! The Knicks (-6) and Villanova (+2) Are The Pricks!