BCS Championship: #1 Auburn Vs. #2 Oregon!

The setting? Glendale, Arizona. The teams? The Oregon Ducks & The Auburn Tigers. #1 Vs. #2 for all the cocksuckin marbles tonight in the desert! Here we go, folks! We've been waiting quite some time for this matchup, but the day has finally arrived. Will the SEC win their 5th consecutive BCS Title, or will the high-octane Ducks represent the PAC 10, and bring a national championship back to Eugene? My belief is in the SEC, a conference that is 6-0 in BCS Championship Games! I expect Auburn to just be too much for Oregon to handle tonight. The Tigers shut down Mark Ingram, Trent Richardson, & Marcus Lattimore, and they defeated six of the teams in the final Top 25. Oregon? They defeated three teams in the final Top 25, and Lamichael James has never seen a rush defense like Auburn's either. Get the nachos ready! Leave the smut in the bathroom, and make like Funkmaster Fuckin Flex! Get fuckin focused!!! Auburn (-2.5) Is The PRICK!!! WAR EAGLE!