Loser Du Jour!

The LA Lakers beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 112-57 last night at the Staples Center! Yes, folks, the Lakers won this game by 55 points over the hapless and pathetic Cavs. Losing by 55 is pretty hard to do, especially in the NBA, but Byron Scott knows how to coach a bunch of fuckin losers! If anyone thought the Cavs would still make the Eastern Conference playoffs without Lebron James, then I should start throwing parties at Planned Parenthood every fuckin Friday night! These guys, and this franchise, were nothing but a bunch of fuckin jerkoffs from the get-go! Seriously, what have you done for me lately, Cleveland? When the coolest celebrity from your city is Drew Fuckin Carey, then you have a major fuckin problem! When the best fuckin landmark in your city is a pyramid they call the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame, then you have an even bigger fuckin problem! Later, Cavs! I rather root for the Washington Generals, than you losers!!!