They're Baaaaaaaacccckkkkkkk!!!!

I have a juiced-up gorilla in my fuckin trousers! The Jersey Shore is back for Season 3, and I'm looking forward to as much filth as possible! Sit on my suck-stick, Snooki! Jerk my johnson, J-Wow! Even these pricks are horny on a Playoff Football Fuckin Friday! Prick Cabin sent his regards to DJ Pauly D at the Knicks-Spurs game this past Tuesday night! I don't give a shit, I'll stick my prick in the sand, and bang these broads on my boogie-board! Book It!!!