Morning Tush!

Good morning on a frigid fuckin Monday! Lucky for us that Playmate of the Year, Hope Dworaczyk, is here to keep us toasty with her cockwarmers! Check out the set of bagels on this broad!!! Allow me to let you pricks in on a fuckin secret, ok? There are three types of bagels that are designated for losers - the egg bagel, the salt bagel, and the cinnamon-raisin bagel. You couldn't fuckin pay me to ever eat any of those! In fact, the only thing I want to indulge in this morning, is Hope's tush! Look at that precious posterior!!! Fuck it! I think a cup of fresh fuckin fruit is all I need today!!!