Gators' Janoris Jenkins Arrested....Again!

Florida cornerback Janoris Jenkins has been arrested for the second time in the past twenty months on a grass charge! Unbelievable! This guy might as well get a fuckin apron tattooed on his chest, because he's always fuckin baked!! Mel "Fuck Pepsi Max I Like Coke" Kiper Jr. hasn't slept in months, but he also had Jenkins being a top-15 pick in the 2011 NFL Draft, until the troublemaker vowed to return for his senior year in Gainesville. I guess we'll have to see how new head coach Will Muschamp handles this situation. In the meantime, Prick Cabin has a couple suggestions for Chef Jenkins. Perhaps he should leave the Gators to star on his very own television program. How about MTV's True Life: "I'm A Loser And A Prick!" Bingo fuckin bango, I'll jam the ticket machine, and fuck Fandango!!! I smell an Emmy, and it smells like the clam on Skins! Apparently Jenkins was caught rolling a "marijuana cigarette" ala Greg Focker in a public bathroom! Atta boy, Janoris! You gotta do what you gotta do, right? What about a sports/sex show on Cinemax? You'd be a great host, pal! Baked goods and blowjobs while you crack jokes at the dais! Where's Linda Cohn when you need her?!?!?!