Prick Cabin Is A Winter Wonderland!

Who needs whoopy cushions, when you can sit on a fuckin candy-cane!!! Ouch! Who needs It's A Wonderful Life, when you have Die Hard? I tell ya what, folks, nothing spells Christmas like Bruce Willis hunting down German terrorists! When you think holidays at Prick Fuckin Cabin you're not thinking every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings; you're fuckin thinking yippy kaeyay motherfucker!!!!!! Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell-prick! All you'll find under my fuckin tree is a Slapchop and a Shamwow, you do the fuckin math! You can suck on my log, but you better be prepared for some thick fuckin egg-nog!!!! Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!!!!!! It's Prick Claus sliding down the chimney at Prick Cabin with pornos and baseball cards! Hey Mr. Claus! Mrs. Claus says she likes my sack better! Looks like she's gonna love her new toy!!!!