Loser Du Jour!

Who the fuck does Geno "The Bisexual" Auriemma think he is!?! I tell you one guy he's not, and that's John Wooden. I don't give a flying fuck if these dykes win 1,000 games in a row, because it all comes down to one fuckin thing - NOBODY CARES!!!! Nobody, Geno! Not even your own fuckin family! It's women's basketball!!! Those bitches don't do any work in the kitchen, either! They're all too busy laying down, and munching carpets! These gals know a thing or two about Persian rugs, and none of them have shaved their boxes in fuckin years! Gimme a break, girls! You all belong in Botanical Fuckin Gardens! Haven't you ever heard of a fuckin Brazilian wax? Apparently not! The UCONN women's team is about as cool as fuckin MacGruber!

"All the women are happy as hell and they can't wait to come in here and ask questions. All the guys that loved women's basketball are all excited, and all the miserable bastards that follow men's basketball and don't want us to break the record are all here because they're pissed. That's just the way it is. Because we're breaking a men's record, we've got a lot of people paying attention. If we were breaking a women's record, everybody would go, 'Aren't those girls nice, let's give them two paragraphs in USA Today, give them one line on the bottom of ESPN and then let's send them back where they belong, in the kitchen.' "

You can't be serious, Geno!!!! Shut your fuckin mouth, before I jam a box of Playtex down your throat! NOBODY CARES, LOSER!!!!! Nobody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go watch But I'm A Cheerleader, and call it a fuckin season!