Thursday Night NFL Juice!

The Philadelphia Eagles will host the atrocious Houston Texans tonight in the City of Brotherly Love. What do I expect? I'll tell you what I fuckin expect! I expect a cocksucking blowout that would make the cast of Jersey Shore blush! I'm talking fuckin Eureka style! Like you have to whip out the fuckin hose while you're at the bar! I don't mean your junk either! I'm talking about the fuckin central vacuum sucking up your hair, the way that twat Shyla Stylez sucks cock! The Eagles will bury the Texans tonight, mark my fuckin words, as I've yet to lose an NFL LOCK all fuckin year. Trust me, folks, the Eagles are as explosive as it gets, and the Texans secondary is as bad as it fuckin gets. Grow a pecker, and lay the 8. The Eagles are the pick (-8)!