Loser Du Jour!

Later, bitches!!!!!! The Uconn Lady Dykes had their 90-game winning streak snapped last night by those red-rugmunchers from Stanford! That's what you get for opening your fat fuckin trap, Geno! You ruined it for all the lesbians out there who love wearing kneepads! How about a fuckin maxi-pad instead? Then again, these gals don't even have clams! They have fuckin Slim Jims in their booty shorts!!!! What a typical disgusting display! Prick Cabin was flooded with champagne last night once the final horn sounded! What a fuckin party! What a celebration for the ages! Hey, Maya Moore! Kimmy Gibbler called, she wants her fuckbuddy back! I'll give Geno Auriemma a fuckin Papa John's pizza pie right in that ugly mug of his! How does that taste, Geno? Better ingredients, better losers - Papa Prick's! No wonder why this pig likes his boy bands the way he likes his body temperature - 98 Degrees!!! Fuckin loooozzzzzzaaa! You gals keep getting off to sports bras and old episodes of Blossom, and we'll all continue not to watch you losers! Nobody cares! Not even Doris "The Clitoris" Burke!