Urban Meyer Steps Down!

Florida Gators football coach, Urban Meyer, will be stepping down from his position immediately following Florida's Outback Bowl game versus Penn State. What's the fuckin story, Urban? Do you have to finish your Bloomin' Onion or something? Seriously? How many fuckin Kookaburra Wings can this guy stick up his tush? Doesn't it get old after awhile? I call you fuckin Rural Meyer! How about that!?! While your dipping your dick in the Walkabout Soup of the Day, I'm tossing your wife's Queensland Salad! Happy fuckin trails, pal! Prick Bait!