Suspended Buckeyes?!?!

Doug, kick him off the tour!!!!!!! How in the fuck is Terrell Pryor allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl!?!? Enough is enough! I've had it with this NCAA bullshit, these pricks should be suspended immediately! What will stop any of them from just saying, 'fuck it,' and enter the 2011 NFL Draft? Listen, I'm no fuckin hero or angel, but I want some fuckin justice! Perhaps I should call that slut Judy to restore some fuckin order around here! The Fuckeyes really caught an enormous break, but I still expect them to get destroyed by the Arkansas Razorbacks come January 4th! I don't give a shit if I slam a poinsettia up my rear-end tonight! The Hogs will romp in N'ola!!! What's a box of Swiss Miss without the fuckin marshmellows?!?! Your typical Friday night in Columbus!