Loser Du Jour!

Big Blue? How about tiny fuckin blue? The New York Giants suffered one of the worst 4th quarter collapses to the Eagles in NFL history yesterday. Prick Cabin was in attendance, and let's just say it wasn't a pretty sight during the walk from the stadium to the car, because I was ready to stick my fuckin elbow down the first person's throat who dared to say a fuckin word to me! When you are leading 31-10 with less than eight minutes left in the ballgame, you literally need to fall asleep in order to lose. Well, that's exactly what the Giants did, as Michael Vick shredded them every which way, and turned the Meadowlands into his personal fuckin playground. A nice fuckin swingset if you will! How about a fuckin slide!?! What about a fuckin tent, other than the one in my crotch!?!?! It doesn't take Inspector Fuckin Gadget to know you kick the ball away from Desean Jackson!!! What the fuck is going on here?!?! Hey, Matt Dodge! Jacob Black called, he wants his stink back!!! Get a fuckin clue, loser! The Giants fall 38-31, and the Eagles have secured the NFC East crown. Makes me wanna puke!