Bruce Pearl Suspended!

The NCAA has suspended Bruce "Spray-Tan" Pearl for Tennessee's first eight games in the SEC. The portly Pearl violated NCAA rules, and misled investigators. Here's my question, what the fuck did he do wrong? I have a fuckin ponzi scheme in my pants, and I'm a free fuckin man! It's unbelievable! Pearl is probably banging Pat Summit! Imagine that?!?! She didn't even have to ask him! He volunteered!!!!