Monday, November 22, 2010

Morning Tush!



Meet Playboy Playmate Monica Leigh, she's quite the looker. I'd like to snowplow Monica on a nice king-size waterbed every Monday morning until my prick doesn't work. How about a pepperoni-pussy, egg, and cheese on a toasted hard roll? Don't forget, I like my cheddar the way I like my twat - SHARP! I wanna be able to scratch my fuckin back with it! I'm the kinda guy who would finger Monica with my oven mitts still on, and guzzle baby-formula right out of her box! Breakfast is served!