Morning Tush!

Just in time for a turkey omelette! Perhaps I should help this broad remove the bird from the oven? I'm not sure, maybe I'll just give her some of my gravy all over her face! I'd like to mash this gal's potatoes!!! I'll stuff her turkey with my fuckin sausage, and turn it into a real mixed-grill frittata! What else am I supposed to have for breakfast? A bowl of fuckin KIX? Gimme a break, I want the good stuff! It's another Football Fuckin Friday at Prick Cabin, and we're not turning the music down all fuckin day!!! I got two kegs of Zima being delivered in an hour! Hebrew National pigs in a blanket! Sluts galore! Pussy-flavored jungle-juice! HERE WE GO!!!