Loser Du Jour!

If Tennessee Titans defensive back, Cortland Finnegan, isn't a loser, then my prick isn't named Tatanka! Thank God, someone finally put this fuckin prick on his ass! You don't fuck with guys from the 'U,' and that's why Andre "Suck My" Johnson pummled Finnegan's ugly fuckin face in! Nice job getting your ass kicked in front of everyone, Cortland. I rather be caught sticking my dick in a piping-hot pepperoni deep-dish! I'll rest my beanbag in a fuckin nutcracker! I got your sugar-plum fairys right fuckin here!!! You know how you spell PMAC? F-U-C-K! If Finnegan had a dick, it would be a fuckin paperback! I rather walk around town sticking turnips up my tush, than be caught hanging out with this loser! Hey, Cortland! The cast of 'Glee' called, they want their #1 fan back!!!