Good morning on College Football Saturday! There aren't that many of these left, so get your bets in while you can. I'm pretty hungover from a night full of Amstel Lights and Rumplemintz, but I can dish out a few LOX on a crisp fall day, here in the Tristate area. Wake up, fuckface! It's time to get after it! The early prick gets the clit, and I've been taking muff-diving lessons! I don't give a fuckin fuck if your day will be filled with Diet Coke and Fritos, it's time to listen up! What do I know, though? I don't even get pussy anymore, I just get vagina instead! So take your dick out of the bagel-hole, and get fuckin ready! Here are today's FRESH NOVA SCOTIA LOX!!!
Saturday 11/20/10Wisconsin (-4) @ MICHIGAN. The Prick Is Wisconsin!
LSU (-16.5) Vs. Mississippi. The Prick Is LSU!
Army (+8) Vs. Notre Dame. The Prick Is Army - (Game Being Played At Yankees Stadium - Bronx,NY)!
Troy (+22) @ SOUTH CAROLINA. The Prick Is Troy!
Ohio State @ IOWA (+3). The Prick Is Iowa!
ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! GUARANTEED!!!! Please note I use America's Line.*
