Monday Afternoon Hoops Lock!

Who's ready for some daytime hoops? I know I fuckin am! I'm so ready my fuckin junk is about to explode! Seriously, do I have a dick or a fuckin cannon in my briefs!?!?! The New York Knicks(-6) host the Phoenix Suns today, while the UCONN Huskies welcome the Villanova Wildcats(+2) later on this afternoon. I'm looking to redeem myself after an extremely poor showing this weekend, so look for a 2-0 conquest! The Knicks (-6) and Villanova (+2) Are The Pricks!

Wednesday College Hoops Lock Of The Night!

Tonight's College Hoops Lock is San Diego State (-8.5) at TCU! The Aztecs are clicking on all cylinders, and Prick Cabin refuses to believe this sucker line. Ryan Mallett blew the Sugar Bowl lock last night, but I guarantee the Aztecs will provide a much happier outcome later on this evening. I'll drench my dick in soy sauce, and pretend it's a piece of fuckin sashimi if I'm wrong! I got your chopstick right here, bitch!!!!!

Tuesday Night Hoops Lock!

Who wants to lock things up tonight? I know I do! I'll lock my beanbag inside your mother's twat, while I eat a fuckin Hungry Man! Give me the pound of food, while I pound the pussy!!! I'll be feet up on the ottoman tonight watching the NY Knicks take on the Miami Heat down in South Beach, but I'll also be paying close attention to the North Carolina Tar Heels facing off against Rutgers in Piscataway! The Uncle PMAC Lock Of The Night is: Knicks (+10) & Tar Heels (-8)!!! Throw a fuckin magnum on, and wrap it up!!! It's a chilly night at Prick Cabin, because the fuckin furnace blew! Lucky for me, I got nothing but coal in my fuckin stockings! Let's fire it up!!!! Knicks & Tar Heels to the bank!