Tuesday Night Hoops Lock!

Who wants to lock things up tonight? I know I do! I'll lock my beanbag inside your mother's twat, while I eat a fuckin Hungry Man! Give me the pound of food, while I pound the pussy!!! I'll be feet up on the ottoman tonight watching the NY Knicks take on the Miami Heat down in South Beach, but I'll also be paying close attention to the North Carolina Tar Heels facing off against Rutgers in Piscataway! The Uncle PMAC Lock Of The Night is: Knicks (+10) & Tar Heels (-8)!!! Throw a fuckin magnum on, and wrap it up!!! It's a chilly night at Prick Cabin, because the fuckin furnace blew! Lucky for me, I got nothing but coal in my fuckin stockings! Let's fire it up!!!! Knicks & Tar Heels to the bank!