HBO's hit series, Boardwalk Empire, has just two episodes remaining this season. I can barely contain the hard-on in my pants, because I'm excited for some more dyke-on-dyke action, and Jimmy beating the shit out of everyone he sees! I'm anxious to see if Margaret Schroeder starts banging Richard Harrow! Chalky? He'll kill you with his bare fuckin hands! Who knows what will happen? All I know is that, if you haven't been watching this series, then you're nothing but a Jordan Knight-wannabe! Go back to watching
The Event or
House! Keep on tuning into Glambert & Co. on
American Idol! Do you know what I named my dick? Jack Fuckin Bauer!!! Sit on it!
