Loser Du Jour!

I don't even know where to begin on this one, folks, but in the category of you simply can't make this shit up, Brandon "Loser Du Life" Marshall, strikes again!!! Here's what this fuckin gem had to say about his upcoming game against the Jets,"My goal is to get thrown out midway through the second quarter, I'm serious," Marshall said. "They want to fine me, it'll probably be like a $50,000 fine. But I'm going to play. That quarter and half I'm out there, I'm going to play like a monster. I'm going to play with a lot of emotion, a lot of passion. I'm going to be that Monster. Not the Beast. The Monster."

Is this fuckin guy serious?!?!?! Honestly? I'm not really sure if Marshall is a loser for spewing this trash! I almost think he should be applauded for being such a prick!!! Is this ok? Is this history being made right now at Prick Cabin?! A mid-Loser Du Jour change of heart from Uncle PMAC!?!?! Apparently the enigmatic wideout is extremely fired up for Monday night's contest against Gang Green at Metlife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ! What the fuck is Marshall thinking, though!? The guy doesn't even want to play a full half!!! Where does he have to be?! Golden Fuckin Corral?!?! Applebee's!?! Jos. A. Bank!?!  "I don't care if I have two, three cameras on me. I don't care if I have penalties," Marshall says! Unbelievable! Who took the stuffing out of his fuckin Bell & Evan's?! Who knows? Maybe Marshall thinks his coach is Tony Soprano, and not Tony Sparano!?!?! Wake up and smell the Swiss Miss, Brandon!!! You play for pay, loser!!!!!