Morning Tush!

How about a little Morning Tush to get your day started right!?! Greetings from Uncle PMAC, as I'm just relaxing at the Cabin with our second Claudia in the past week! Back-to-back and a fanny-to-fanny, folks! Allow me to introduce the luscious Claudia "The Carwash Cunt" Costa!!!!! SUCK IT DOWN!!! I'm not kidding one single bit, when I tell you geniuses that I'd marry this broad right here right now in the Cabin Fuckin Chapel! I'll put the ring right on my #2 pencil, pull down my pants, and get on bended fuckin knee!!! How's that for a proposal!?! Slob on my knob while you're down there, honey, that'll make like a nice sensation!!!!! Then again, what the fuck do I know? I got a gal's phone number at Uno's Happy Hour yesterday just by drilling a Smirnoff Ice in less than 25 fuckin seconds!!! What a deal! I'd eat two eggs with oven gold turkey, Vermont cheddar cheese, and a beefsteak tomato right out of Claudia's filthy fuckin ass! How does that sound?! I'm a carnivore, but my cock is nothing but a vegetarian! Have some more Swiss chard, Uncle PMAC! Make it sit, nestle, and spin!!!