#24 Penn State Nittany Lions!

Why doesn't someone tell Joe Paterno to fuck off and have a Fresca!? Seriously, folks, it's time for Old Four-Eyes to call it quits! What does this prick think he has left to prove?! The guy is 84 years old, and the last time I checked, his middle fuckin name wasn't Benjamin Fuckin Button! The boring pricks from Happy Valley went 7-6 last season, but due to a weak Big Ten, they somehow cracked the Prick Cabin Top 25! Keep an eye on linebackers Mike Mauti and Gerald Hodges, as both should turn out better than that cocksuckin loser of a bust - Aaron Maybin!!! Quite honestly, I'm doing these jerkoffs a favor by letting them have this ranking. The biggest question of their season is how many times will Coach Paterno make them watch Death To Smoochy for the pregame movie?

Toughest Game: 9/10 Vs. Alabama