LSU Claims #1 Spot In Nation!

What a fuckin weekend for the Bayou Bengals! LSU has claimed the #1 spot in the AP Poll for the first time since 2007, after drilling West Virginia up the ass on Saturday night, 47-21, in Morgantown. Oklahoma slipped to #2, while Alabama sits at #3, after coming off an impressive victory against Arkansas. Uncle PMAC locked up the Cabin this weekend, and went on an impromptu trip to Philadelphia in order to drill a lot of Mike's Hard Lemonades, and to attend the Giants-Eagles contest yesterday at Lincoln Financial Field. Who gives a shit, right? I know I don't! I couldn't care less about what I did! All I know is that I woke up on the wrong side of the fuckin crib this morning! I'm having a tough time at the office today, because my booster-seat is broken, and my neck is starting to cramp up from having to see over the fuckin steering wheel! What the fuck do I know, though? I wouldn't be surprised if all you pricks skipped watching sports this past weekend, and spent all your money going to see Dolphin Tale 3-D.