Breaking News: Peyton Manning Finished In 2011*

We have breaking news coming across the Prick Cabin wire, and although this shouldn't come as any surprise, Uncle PMAC feels obligated to inform the unwashed masses that Indianapolis Colts owner, Jim Irsay, has proclaimed Peyton Manning OUT for the remainder of the 2011 NFL season. The Colts are hopeful their Hall-Of-Fame quarterback will be healthy and ready to go in 2012, and they'll now let Curtis "I'm Not A Plumber, I'm A Motherfuckin" Painter run the sputtering offense. The Colts lost to the Steelers last night, 23-20, and are now 0-3 on the season.