Chowder Du Jour!

Woah! I'd like to sink my battleship into the sultry waters of this slut's snatch! They don't make 'em like this anymore, folks! Oh look at that fuckin tush! For the birthday girl, you gotta have the biggest fuckin fattest tush in the room! Do you have those big nips that go with it? I love big fuckin nipples! I like nipples like the size of your kneecaps!!! I'd like for this gal to squat on my fuckin face like she was getting set to catch a perfect fuckin game! Squirt out some soup, and let me toss your salad! Enough is enough! I'm horny on a wet and wild Tuesday in the Tri-State! I might have to run to the bathroom, so I can shoot one out in the sink!